Mismatched Cats

It is like a farm version of a BBC who-done-it !
Courtesy of my mother, the Barnyard Boss:

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“Oh gosh, I am so thankful you will look after Rufus for me, since I can’t take him when I move to an apartment. I just love him, and he’s a great mouser. He catches at least 5 mice per day!” This mousing prowess was music to my ears, as the old barns were overrun by scurrying critters. Just the day before, upon filling a bowl of grain from the feed bin, I had been traumatized by two mice which ran up my arm as I delved into the bag. Match point to the mice, as the grain plus two mice went flying into the air, thrown off by furious arm shaking along with my ear splitting scream.
My friend drove away feeling confident that Rufus had found a good home and I couldn’t wait for the mouse harvesting to begin!
Rufus was never again to grace my barn. On moonlit nights, he could be discerned flitting between trees as a self-possessed feral shadow, and I eventually figured out that the daily reduction in cat kibble was solely due to the ever growing families of mice happily living out full and productive lives! Darn!
One icy morning, our neighbour leaned over the fence and inquired, “Hey, did you lose a cat?” As the deep freeze of winter had descended upon us, Rufus had taken up residence in his woodshed, and was now happily ensconced in a cozy cardboard box bed. I felt relieved he was protected for the winter and let his owner know Rufus was alive and well.
Two weeks later, I agreed to watch over the neighbour’s property while they travelled to India. Of course, I had to check on Rufus. Upon entering the woodshed, I spied the cardboard cat house and peered inside – yes, it appeared Rufus was in there, sound asleep. Thinking he might welcome a pat, I inserted my hand, but Rufus didn’t even twitch. He felt totally cold and still. I quickly opened the top of the box and peered in, poking him with a finger – oh dear, it was Rufus all right, perfectly composed and perfectly dead. His demise had obviously occurred while the neighbours were on holiday, and now here he lay, frozen solid in the minus 20 weather with nobody to mourn his passing. I decided it was right that his owner learn of his fate, in case she wanted to give him a decent burial.
It was a traumatic call –tears of loss were wept for her dear departed friend, but she told me it was easier if I would please dispose of his earthly remains. The neighbours were due back later that day, so I quickly removed the ever cold Rufus in his cardboard coffin to relieve them of such a sad discovery. Later that night, as a courtesy, I phoned the neighbours to let them know that Rufus had passed away and was gone from their woodshed.
“What are you talking about? We just saw Rufus and he is very much alive.” Stated the confused neighbour. “But Rufus is dead.” I contradicted “I have his body here in the box from the woodshed.” After a head scratching pause, he said “It’s not Rufus in that box. That’s my wife’s most precious cat of almost 20 years, and yes, he is identical to Rufus. He died in his sleep the day we left for India and we want to bury him in a special gravesite once the weather warms up.”
Two things happened immediately. The most precious “frozen” cat was returned to its rightful owner, and a phone call was made with the glorious news that Rufus, another most precious cat, had fallen victim to a case of mistaken identity.
I am done with cats for now. Advantage set and match win to the mice.

International Women’s Day


This post was originally titled “Disasters -a -Plenty.” But as it was International Women’s Day yesterday, let’s put a different spin on it shall we?


If you are a reader of offgridchick, you will have read posts of the struggles and challenges that my family has faced and overcome. This year has been an amazing year for the farm as we are now, for the first time, able to have meals consisting of meat and produce entirely from the farm. We have canned and dried much of our harvest from the summer and my parents just finished building a store on our property where they have been selling their produce and meats, in addition to art pieces from local artists. The store is an adaptable space and it has also been used for parties, yoga classes, and presentations. I am in awe of all that my parents have accomplished in a such a short time. It is truly remarkable.

My parents are an amazing team. My dad is a plans person. He is logical and analytical and likes to think things through. But my mom, she is the dreams person. She very rarely has a plan, but she always makes things happen. In order to purchase and start up the farm, they both had to be on board, but I’m not sure if it would have happened at all if mom hadn’t said “here’s a crazy idea, let’s sell everything we own, leave our jobs and start an off-grid farm in the middle of nowhere!” or “Hey Ernie,  let’s build a store on our property without any blueprint and just see what happens!”

The store without plans (just waiting for the siding to come)

The store without plans (just waiting for the siding to come)

I usually chat with my mom in some way everyday, whether it be on the phone or over email. I get daily updates of tasks that she has to accomplish that would seem impossible to most. Like staying up all night trying to help a sheep give birth to a lamb that is turned the wrong way. Like doing chores on the farm and having the wind blow the barn door shut and being stuck in there for hours because no one else is around. Like wrestling rescue animals to ground to administer antibiotics so that they don’t die from whatever disease they picked up at their previous owner’s establishment. Like taking in animals that are being sent to a slaughter house for no reason, at the risk of experiencing the wrath of my dad (“We don’t have room for more animals! Why did we just pick up 3 more horses?!?”). The most current example: running the farm single handed because my dad has a nasty cold, and still taking a phone call from her daughter who has something trivial to complain about and falling asleep in the middle of the conversation because she has been up all night.


I always have said my mom is super human, and I really don’t think that is an exaggeration.



International Women’s Day is so important, especially this year. But I would like to think that I celebrate my mom and the other important women in my life in some way, every day. They have made me who I am today and I know that I carry them with me as I face my own challenges. So thank you, to all of you.


Turkey Trouble

Some of this stuff you just can’t make up…

Another one of Mom’s crazy adventures over Christmas:


Christmas Crazyness

Christmas Crazyness


“The clock was ticking and I was in a big hurry to get back to the farm. Loaded into coolers in the back of the vehicle were 25 fresh turkeys, destined to grace Shuswap Christmas dinner tables everywhere. Loaded into my stomach were at least 25 ounces of chocolate, destined to provide me with the “turkey-in-my-tank” extra energy to get through a crazy day.

The speedometer needle was the least of my concerns as I perfected the low flying aircraft impression down the hill past Carlin Hall. I was late and worried about my turkey customers stomping their feet in the cold with nary a gobble gobble in sight.

Our turkey. Photo by Jerre Paquette

Our turkey.
Photo by Jerre Paquette

I barely registered the RCMP cruiser coming the opposite direction until he decided to join in the fun by doing an about face and turning on his pretty Christmas lights. Oops!

Well, saying “Oops” to an irate member of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police doesn’t cut the mustard.So with all paperwork beautifully displayed in clear view on the dash, I arranged my hands on the steering wheel in an artful pose designed to reassure no farmer’s knives tucked between my fingers.

Please sir, don't give me a ticket

Please sir, don’t give me a ticket

His glare removed any doubt that the Spirit of Christmas was being embraced by highway police. “Lady, I am going to impound your car right here and now!” he yelled “You were going 141 in a 100 zone. That’s 1 klm over the 40 over, which gives me the right to immediately impound your car!” His loud and withering anger came in waves, completely dousing the “Hey, I have Happy Turkeys!” feeling. I decided the best action plan was to sit perfectly still, perfectly silent with preternaturally wide eyes in tacit agreement that, yes indeed, he had just apprehended the worst reprobate on the roads.

“Now, I am going back to my vehicle to check out your driving history and order the tow truck!” he vehemently bit off each word in a way that transported me back 40 years to my headmaster’s admonitions interspersed with the smacking of the leather strap on the back of my hand.

But now I had a bigger concern than this RCMP fellow who appeared to be impersonating my old headmaster, as I seriously considered my options. Would he give me AND the turkeys a lift home after impounding my car? No, I could see it now, he would throw me to the side of the road and I, with my 25 dead friends lined up beside me, would be stranded on the highway, with a “Find your own way home, lady, that’s your just punishment…” ringing in my ears.

Suddenly, his angry form loomed at my window again. “So, what’s your reason for speeding?” he demanded. I qualified what I was about to say, “Umm, well, I don’t think you’ll think it’s important, but I’m loaded with turkeys for customers waiting at the farm….. and I ate a lot of chocolate….. and I understand about impounding my vehicle, but would you be able to deliver the turkeys to the farm in your squad car?” I was willing to swallow my punishment, agreeing that he could leave ME, the reprobate, on the side of the highway, but not The Turkeys!

Photo by Jerre Paquette

Photo by Jerre Paquette

A change came over his face. Begone! strap-wielding Headmaster. A new apparition was before me, the very likeness of my wonderful Uncle Ben! “Well, then, that’s an important job! I’m going to let you off with a warning and a speeding ticket. Now get those turkeys delivered – safely mind! And stay off the chocolate, it’s not good for your driving!”

Yes, folks, true reverence for the Christmas Turkey Dinner remains alive and well in the Shuswap and I’m not speeding any more. The chocolate imbibing continues unabated though! “

My Brother

I have been meaning to write this post for quite some time. Had a little reminder today that prompted me to actually make it happen.


My brother is the best. Seriously. Hear me out.


Currently my brother is finishing his Red Seal to become an electrician, while working a full time job at a construction company (gets up at 5 am and ends around 4 pm, but sometimes takes longer shifts). When he comes home, he will do one of two things: grab dinner and head out the door to firefighter training or grab dinner and continue working for my parents on whatever project is at the forefront. He lives in the cabin that he built with my dad on our property.



Ian and I are extremely different people and growing up that was definitely apparent; I was the type A, over-achiever who would cry if she missed school, and Ian was the social butterfly who cared more for having fun than having good grades. We gave our parents stress for very different reasons and I will admit that I was concerned that Ian might make choices that would hinder him in adulthood.

He proved me wrong.


I have never been so proud to be related to someone. My brother is a gentleman with a wicked sense of humor and a dangerously charming demeanor. He is responsible and hard-working and has been a huge support to my parents through all the change and development we have had on the farm. He is a steadfast friend and because of that he has an amazingly supportive group of friends. He is generous and caring and will never fail to make me laugh. Even when he is utterly exhausted, he makes time for friends and family. He is not a bystander. If he sees someone being picked on or mistreated, he is the first person to say or do something.He makes me a better person and brings light to the people around him.


I love you little/big brother. Thank you for being you.




Warning:Sappy post ahead. Proceed with caution.

Reflecting back on the last year of my life is humbling. I have grown and changed significantly and I have learned so much about my art and myself. I have gained new friends, fell out of touch with some, renewed friendships that were hibernating. I have achieved things that I NEVER dreamed could’ve been possible. I am so incredibly lucky to have people who surround me with joy and support, giving me the strength to face each challenge as it comes. My parents, my brother, my nana, my special pal, my best friends, my roommates, my colleagues, my coaches, and so on, and so on. And I am very aware of the fact that I am only in the position I am in my life currently because of the people I have come in contact with. So thank YOU!


In other news, we had a bit of a Thanksgiving miracle on the farm today. My mom is friends with everyone in the area, including the resident “Flesh Trader.” This is not the official title of this gentleman; it is my mom’s sordid name for his profession. Essentially he is the person in charge of transporting animals to slaughter houses and/or auction. He gets phone calls about animals that are injured or old, and he goes and picks them up and either takes them to auction or to the slaughter house. It is a rather dismal job, but this gentleman is a gentle man (excuse the pun) and treats the animals with kindness and respect. He often tries to find people who are willing to take the animals so he doesn’t have to send them to the slaughter house.

My mom was over at his establishment looking at some sheep and she saw a young palomino horse in his field. She didn’t think about it too seriously until that night when she found that the image of the horse was still occupying her thoughts. The next morning she called the gentleman and inquired if the horse was to be sold.
“No,” he said ” I am taking it to the slaughter house tomorrow.”
He explained that the owners thought she had problems walking and didn’t want to deal with it, so they had him pick her up to take to the slaughter house.The price of feeding her and providing shelter was too much for them.

She is only a year old. In our experience with horses,they don’t always have walking completely figured out right away. They are still technically babies at a year old. Even if she did have a slight wobble to her walk, wouldn’t you want to give her a little time to see if it changed with age? Instead of killing her?!?

My mom told the gentleman that she wanted him to postpone the slaughter house visit until she saw the horse again. She went back to his property, and took the horse there and then. We have named her Flicka and she came to our farm this afternoon.She is having a grand old time trotting around (without a hint of a wobble I might add) with her new friends Freyja, or Norwegian Fjord, and the two miniature ponies from next door. I spent a big chunk of today weeping while standing in a field watching her prance about. Just a big softy. That’s me. (Pictures on the way! She’s so pretty!)img_0194-2

Take away from this post: I love the people in my life. Thankful for the experiences and people who have brought me here. Dad jumps down wells to rescue dogs, Mom rescues horses from slaughter houses= parents are superheros. Eva still cries at everything.

Night all!


jack1Can you imagine running through the woods in the middle of the night, and falling down an old concrete well that is 20 feet deep, and treading water for 24 HOURS before someone found you?

That is what happened to my dog. My dog who I consider a part of my family.

I am writing this after driving like a maniac from Vancouver to Sorrento . My mom, who decided to tell me only after Jack was found, explained what had happened and I jumped in the car 15 minutes later.

Jack ran off yesterday at 5 pm. It is not abnormal for him to run into the bush, but he always comes back within an hour once he has had a good run. Our neighbours heard a yelp and subsequent screaming at 6 pm but assumed it was coyotes. My parents searched for most of the night but didn’t find him. The next day they continued the search, and put posters all around Sorrento, thinking he might have been on someone else’s land. They walked through the surrounding properties again and again, which is difficult to do when there are hundreds of acres of wooded land surrounding the property. My parents were crawling through brush and crashing into branches for most of the day. My dad, who had split off from my mom, was walking quietly through the trees when he heard the tiniest whimper. He looked a few feet in front of him and there was an abandoned well, remnants of a rotten wooden covering scattered around it. When we asked our neighbours about it, they had no idea it existed. He looked down and sure enough there was Jack’s head bobbing at the top. My dad, being a champion among men, put his hands and feet on the walls of the well and shimmied his way down, picked up 80 pound dog, and shimmied back up with the dog. Did I mention the well was 20 feet deep? My dad is a hero.

Jack was found around 5 pm this evening. He had been in there through the night and most of today.

Jack is now lying on my parents bed, which he is not normally allowed to do. Lucky break. His body temperature is back to normal after many hot water bottles and blankets. He has a normal appetite and has had lots to drink. He even wagged his tale when I came into the room. But he is by no means back to his normal self. He is not able to move and he is clearly in shock. He is panting incessantly and any contact with his feet or legs is extremely painful.

It makes me feel ill to think of my dog or any other living thing going through something like that. But I am thankful that my dog is a strong and stubborn being. I am thankful that my dad is a super human. I am thankful that my mom was raised by a vet and handles these situations much better than I do.


What a day.

Desperate Call for Help!

Hi there everyone. We’ve got a problem.


My parents were over ambitious and took on too many projects. What is new.

My mother has planted this amazing garden, but has no time to pick all the things that are growing in it because my parents are doing the haying AND building a store AND moving a cabin AND processing our chickens. Things are going to seed and food is being wasted and they need help. I have been here for the past week doing things and my brother helps when we can. But both of us work during the week and we are not able to be here full time.

So here’s the question: is there anyone in BC who has a green thumb who wants to pick veggies and fruit for the week in exchange for accommodation?It would need to be anywhere from tonight to the morning of the 27th when I will be back to help with things. You would have your own room, bathroom and kitchen as well as a deck and 88 acres of land around you!

Contact me here through the site or by email: eva.l.tavares@gmail.com

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PLEASE let me know! This is rather urgent…

Missing the farm life…

Chatting with my mom is bittersweet sometimes, I am missing the farm today…

Every couple days I get an update about the property. My parents have done so much since I was there over Christmas! It is insane!


Egg production is booming!

Egg production is booming!

Last fall, I seeded a couple acres of land that needed some help; we used winter rye to add some nutritional density back into soil. That plot of land is now over-flowing with produce! Carrots, kale, spinach, basil, zucchini etc., etc., etc.! These are pictures of my dad goofing around with Asparagus in front of the bare land, pre-growth spurt…

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Asparagus tentacles

Asparagus tentacles


And look at it now!!

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As much as it is incredible that all these things are popping out of the ground, it has proven stressful for my poor mother who has been pulling double duty for the last couple weeks because my dad had an awful flu. I would get emails saying “Eva I can’t do it all. There are too many things to be picked and your father is in bed. IN BED!”

Thankfully, the community of Sorrento came to the rescue and sent troops. Thank goodness for good neighbors.

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Look at all the veggies and pretty things!We can now cook meals comprised entirely of ingredients from our farm!

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